Les photos à voir avant de choisir de faire un enfant

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Si vous pensez être prêt pour faire un enfant, regardez d’abord ces photos. Vous vous rendrez alors compte que votre enfant va vouloir explorer le monde et pour cela, il va faire des bêtises. Toute sorte de bêtises. Bien sûr, il repeindra les murs de votre salon et ira dessiner sur votre beau canapé blanc sur lequel vous avez encore un crédit. Il ira jouer avec son caca avant de faire tomber votre beau smartphone dans les toilettes. Il maquillera aussi le chien, à moins qu’il ne le déguise. Et si par chance il a un jour un petit frère ou une petite sœur, il s’en servira alors pour toute sorte d’expériences.

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